麻醉医生的两个崩溃时刻:他怎么醒了? 他怎么还没醒?
麻醉医生在职业生涯中,因为其职业角色的需要,需要协助主刀医生观察患者在麻醉后的手术过程中的反应情况,默默守护患者生命健康。因为麻醉需要根据患者的体重和身体情况给药,而有的患者会不好意思告诉医生真实体重,于是会出现“术中知晓”的情况,一旦发生,麻醉医生简直会给整崩溃。医生:你这心理压力太大了,是不是平时酒品也一般[看]。
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哈哈哈对上眼了,给医生吓死了。
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麻醉医生:活爹你快醒醒啊,我可不想进去。
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医生:孩子,你是整我还是整自己啊?
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好吓人啊[捂脸]。
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默默两行泪,医生一转头:??
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手术做完不缝针翻啥呢?
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抢救期间,禁止患者参与。
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患者:我更喜欢锅巴饭[看]。
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哈哈哈最后一句,笑了。
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看得出来,你真的很喜欢你的小恐龙拖鞋。
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麻醉师心里盘算:别是买到假药了[捂脸]。
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上称都还得要监督啊[看]。
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哈哈哈医生惊呆了。
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跟我的经历一模一样,半中间感受到痛感,感觉得到骨头被翘裂[笑哭]。
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天,想想都觉得可太难受了。
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这哥是个狠人啊。
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