笑麻了！在医院护士问我妈:你是留置针不?我妈:不是，我是张惠芳
“在医院陪护，护士问我妈:你是留置针不?我妈:我不是，我是张惠芳”https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0112%2F3f9d0cebj00spyxn60012d000e000i8m.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
嘿嘿，一看这种文案我就知道有一大片瓜田在向我招手，笑不活了
客人：咋滴，今天全是硬菜吗？还拿个止血贴来。
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还知道买锋利点的，怕割不开受罪
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一般 都来给你签字了，感动不
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辛苦你了，一人干俩人的活
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乐死了，论知识的广泛性
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逗死人了负责吗
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哈哈，到也说实话了，人家问的是光猫，你说的是家里养的猫
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护士饿了吧？紧接着你又说，不够我可以出去买
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俺抱着孩子睡呢，刚哄好，笑的孩子差点醒了，要是笑醒了，你得帮我抱着
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真想知道护士知道同名同姓后啥反应
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这个没毛病，让她给免费
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对，咱爸原则性很强
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哈哈，阿姨看来还挺有文化的[偷笑]，认识不少的字
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嘿嘿，气氛到这了，我也来一个：我住院，我姐陪我，一个80多的大娘跟我说你真幸福，一看就很善良，你看你闺女还在这一直伺候你
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