今年过年你上演“家和万事兴”了吗？演出费又是多少呢？
01 不错不错，拿钱办事，就当上班了。https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0202%2Ffdb1dbf5j00sr1g6c0014d000qq00ksm.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
02 不想演，就不演了吧！人活一世，开心最重要。
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03 人生在世，全靠演技。你骗骗我，我骗骗你。也挺好的。
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04 夫妻俩商量好就可以，各回各家，各找各妈是最舒服的状态。
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05 一句愚孝，说到点子上了。
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06 我宣布，你是最勇敢的女人。
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07 自己的父母，自己孝顺，拒绝孝心外包。
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08 那就关上门过自己的小日子，不用配合任何人演出。拿多少钱，办多少事，江湖规矩。
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09 姐妹，你这纯属冷脸洗内裤啊。
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10 无德男人，无良婆家，哪来的脸要求媳妇三从四德。
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