90后过年不怕催婚，怕的是已经没人催了
如果是我，我初一都抗不住https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0131%2Fca1d1cbbj00sqy1qx000sd000nw0098m.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
矮矬穷，也没人看上
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这招可以复制粘贴
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做个乖孩子，会好点
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胖只是借口，哄弄一天是一天
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小叔顶不住，看我的
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我和表哥，堂哥都等待拯救
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再催，催，催，我立马远走高飞
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再不结婚，就生不出孩子了
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我也想赶紧结婚，有合适的给我牵个线
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我哥还没有结婚，我不慌
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回家过个年，都不敢出门
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管好自己就行了，别操心我
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我说了不回家，家里床不舒服
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喝点行，别说别的
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不催了，你再生一个吧
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不结婚还有红包拿，都不敢催我了
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年夜饭也不吃了，走了
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没法了，见过父母了
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