农村人配谈恋爱吗，外卖不到，鸡鸭乱叫，取快递要跑十里地
第一批回村的帅哥美女们，和对象怎么谈恋爱啊？村里鸡飞狗跳，和对象打个视频，都要挑好时间地点，不然那画面没法看！https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0125%2F4098df5fj00sqmk1e0014d000hs00cig.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
前男友一边走，一边给他爸妈发微信，越走越慌张，都快报警了！这年头，谁都怕遇到人贩子，或者器官贩子！这姑娘家确实太偏僻了。
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上门捅人？门都找不到！以前有个笑话说，姑娘恋爱脑，找个对象大山里的，导航都找不到的地方，被恋爱脑找到了！
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城里人看到牛，还是很害怕的！毕竟有攻击性。还粪便到处都是，味道也不好！
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张家界，不是旅游城市吗？不过不得不说，张家界的山是很多！山连山啊。半天走不出去，真怕拐了！
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俺们镇上也没有星爸爸，只有蜜雪冰城！也没有肯德基！只有山寨肯德基！
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对象说给我点奶茶，问我要地址，那真是要命了！我这根本就点不到奶茶啊！
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咱奶喊你铲鸡屎！好尴尬！这恋爱还怎么谈！对象吓跑了。
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点外卖要提前一天说。。。好买去县城的客车票。。。。好心酸啊。
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奔狼。。。
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油烟机？农村需要吗？算了，跟你们城里人说不清楚！
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取快递要翻两座山！你告诉他地址干嘛！受罪！不吃也罢！
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骑车去镇里接视频！
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如果要帮忙割麦子。扒苞谷，城里对象可受不了！
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农村风景是不错，可是要跟城里对象谈，还是不方便啊。
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