有时候真的羡慕媒婆的那张嘴，字字是真话，句句是假话
你就说对方的工作地点高不高吧https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0124%2Fd38b8907j00sqkm8h001fd000u000hwm.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
一直相亲你就会发现，一个不如一个，最好的永远都是第一个。然后等你回头的时候，第一个已经结婚生娃了
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公司不公司的暂且不论，你就说这个员工是不是上万个吧
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干会计的对钱最敏感了
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这种不骂媒婆都对不起自己
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我要是上班的时候能有媒婆的这种语言能力，那该有多快乐
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想多了，有钱的话也轮不到来相亲啊
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应该是后面相的都没看中，还是你最好
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因为媒婆拿的是男方的钱，当然要使劲儿的夸男方
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谁说发型师的学徒不是发型师呢
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姐妹你好勇，不过就该这么做，真当人是好欺负的
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终于看到我想说的话了
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有时候的人老实也是半天蹦不出来一个屁
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这种同学就不要联系了，真的是怕你过的比她好啊
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法院保安部也是法院的啊
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媒人说的身高就不能信，起码要降10厘米
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物业是怎么随便住县里市里的？
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人家说的不到一米八，确实不到一米八啊
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这看起来更像小伙子的爸妈在事业单位啊[
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我算是明白了那句蹦起来有一米八
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